Written by Haley Hrnciar, Staff Writer
In the spirit of spreading joy, here are some jokes shared by fellow classmates.
Q: Do you know how a hamburger introduces his wife?
A: Meet Patty.
-Annika Benton, 12th grade, General Studies
Q: What did the teacher do when his students wrote a report on the history of cheese?
A: He grated it.
-12th grade, General Studies student
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I’m okay!
-Yazminn Lugo, 10th grade, General Studies
I came up with a new word yesterday…
Plagiarism
–Alexander Moore, 12th grade, Communications Academy and a 10th grade, Medical Sciences Academy student
Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
A: Mitosis!
– 11th grade, general studies student
Q: If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
A: European.
-12th grade, Kenosha Military Academy student
Q: What did the two oceans do when they met?
A: They waved.
Q: Did you sea what I did there?
A: I’m shore you did.
–Liv Dizon, 11th grade, General Studies.
Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toes?
A: Mitosis!
-11th grade, General Studies student.
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
–Lucas Bilotti, 11th grade, Medical Sciences Academy and Delaney Longrie, 12th grade, General studies.
Q: How does Moses make coffee?
A: He brews.
-12th grade, Business Academy student.
Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley!
-12th grade, General Studies student.
You: Teacher! Teacher: Yes? You: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not! You: I didn’t do my homework.
–Kaleyah Carter, 10th grade, General Studies.
Q: What’s 9+10?
A: 21
–Abraham Villarreal, 12th grade, Communications Academy.
Q: Why did the old lady fall in the well?
A: She couldn’t see that well.
-Carissa Kiehl, 12th grade, General Studies.